Cousin Josh has returned! He's back from Spain, and he's ready to mow down some fantasy hopefuls with a list of five players he's ready to relegate to the trash bag. Also, you'll get an update on injured guys like Dez, Decker, Watkins, Alshon and Snead, and a film review of Dolphins/Bengals. Guest: Cousin Josh, with music from Jacuzzi Boys.

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Cousin Josh's 5 Players Circling The Trash Bin:

Tajae Sharpe

Duke Johnson

Dwayne Allen

Allen Hurns

Michael Floyd

Time to put together those lineups for Week 4: your year-long fantasy team *and* your DraftKings lineup. We've got help for both, via a fresh edition of Flexual Healing and some DFS talk with our angry, angry expert. Plus get the latest news on Dez Bryant, Eric Decker, Jamaal Charles and more. Guest: DFS Expert Craig Clark.

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Flexual Healing Crossover Points:

Dwayne Washington: DeVante Parker (non-risky strategy); Sterling Shepard (risky)

Spencer Ware: T.Y. Hilton (non-risky); Travis Benjmain (risky)

Alshon Jeffery: LeSean McCoy (risky); Christine Michael (non-risky)

Terrelle Pryor: Dwayne Washington (non-risky); Matt Forte (risky)

Jordan Howard: Terrelle Pryor (risky); Edelman/Landry (non-risky, in standard)

Michael Floyd: Frank Gore (risky); Bernard/Duke (non-risky)

Craig's DraftKings Lineup:

Ben Roethlisberger ($7,100)

LeGarrette Blount ($5,000)

Matt Jones ($4,300)

Antonio Brown ($9,700)

Kelvin Benjamin ($7,100)

Travis Benjamin ($5,900)

Dennis Pitta ($3,900)

Steve Smith ($4,500)

Titans Defense ($2,400)

Chris's DraftKings Lineup:

Drew Brees ($7,600)

Melvin Gordon ($6,300)

Ezekiel Elliott ($6,900)

Jeremy Maclin ($6,000)

Julian Edelman ($5,800)

Steve Smith ($4,500)

Greg Olsen ($6,000)

Jordan Howard ($3,700)

Texans ($3,200)

What Week 4 ranks do you have most angst about? We've got you covered! First off, you can check HarrisFootball.com and find all our ranks. And on today's show, we'll answer your questions about the upcoming games, and why we like players like Jeremy Hill, Christine Michael and Matt Ryan, while not loving Charles Sims and a few others. Guest: Scott Pianowski of Yahoo! Fantasy.

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Player Ranks Discussed Today:

Matt Ryan

Latavius Murray

Sterling Shepard

Charles Sims

Jeremy Hill

Christine Michael

Falcons RBs

Cameron Artis-Payne

Matt Jones

DeSean Jackson

Broncos WRs

Shane Vereen, Jeremy Langford, Thomas Rawls, Michael Floyd, Antonio Gates...the injury list just keeps growing. What are you gonna do about it? You're gonna listen to today's podcast, where we review the rest of the Week 3 game film, and then count down our top five waiver adds of the week! Guest: Evan Silva of Rotoworld.

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Evan's Waiver Wire Countdown:

5. Joe Flacco

4. Terrelle Pryor

3. Jamison Crowder

2. Jordan Howard

1. Dwayne Washington

Chris's Waiver Wire Countdown:

5. Cameron Artis-Payne

4. Terrelle Pryor

3. Orleans Darkwa

2. Dwayne Washington

1. Jordan Howard

Deeper league: Carson Wentz, Wendell Smallwood, Adam Humphries, Cameron Brate, Bobby Rainey, Chris Hogan, Paul Perkins

Streaming defense: Washington

The kid quarterbacks rule the universe! On today's show, we'll talk about Carson Wentz and Dak Prescott and Trevor Siemian, and decide whether they're becoming fantasy threats. And we'll dig through the Week 3 game film and tell you what we see...because as you know: FILM DON'T LIE! Guest: Jamey Eisenberg of CBS Fantasy.

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Game Film Review Today:

DEN/CIN

SD/IND

ARI/BUF

WAS/NYG

NYJ/KC

DET/GB

MIN/CAR

PIT/PHI

CHI/DAL

How worried should you be about Allen Robinson? How about John Brown? Who are a couple good buy-lows who've been bad so far in '16? We've got you covered as we revisit the Panic-O-Meter after Week 2. Also, let's dive into Texans/Patriots film, and give a status check on Week 3's injury report. Guest: Patrick Daugherty of Rotoworld, with music from Murder Shoes.

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Week 2 Panic-O-Meter Results:

Player your Panic-O-Meter is high on - Pat: John Brown; Chris: Jamaal Charles

Player your Panic-O-Meter is low on (buy low!) - Pat: Allen Robinson; Chris: Todd Gurley

Biggest Sell-High in Fantasy Right Now - Pat: Spencer Ware; Chris: LeGarrette Blount

Unexpected Bust-Out You Believe In - Pat: Will Fuller; Chris: C.J. Anderson

Team your Panic-O-Meter is high on - Pat: Green Bay; Chris: Seattle

Team your Panic-O-Meter is low on - Pat: Washington; Chris: NY Giants

There are so many flexible players this week! Think about it: many running back injuries means many backups are thrust into the spotlight. But should they start for your fantasy team? We'll dig into your flex needs with a little Flexual Healing, preview Thursday night's Texans/Pats game, catch you up on injuries and talk DFS for Week 3! Guest: DFS Expert Craig Clark.

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Flexual Healing Crossover Points:

Philip Dorsett = T.J. Yeldon

Charles Sims = Travis Benjamin

Julian Edelman = Jerick McKinnon (PPR) and Yeldon (standard)

Theo Riddick = Emmanuel Sanders (standard) and T. Benjamin (PPR)

Demaryius Thomas = Latavius Murray

Melvin Gordon = Demaryius Thomas!

Craig's DraftKings Picks:

Carson Palmer ($7,200)

Ezekiel Elliott ($6,900)

Melvin Gordon ($5,800)

Kelvin Benjamin ($7,200)

Larry Fitzgerald ($6,900)

Quincy Enunwa ($4,800)

Dennis Pitta ($3,400)

Jay Ajayi ($4,000)

Cardinals ($3,600)

Chris's DraftKings Picks:

Marcus Mariota ($5,900)

DeAngelo Williams ($7,500)

Theo Riddick ($4,900)

Jordan Matthews ($7,100)

Mike Evans ($7,000)

Steve Smith ($4,100)

Jordan Reed ($6,500)

Shane Vereen ($3,700)

Dolphins ($3,000)

Time to turn the page on the running back carnage from Week 2 and look ahead, and we've got you covered. Today we talk about how to think about ranking Russell Wilson, LeGarrette Blount, Todd Gurley, the Packers offense, the Colts receivers, Jamaal Charles and way, way more. Guest: John Paulsen of 4for4.com.

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Players discussed today:

Willie Snead

Jamaal Charles/Spencer Ware

Jay Ajayi

Jarvis Landry/DeVante Parker

Jordy Nelson

Aaron Rodgers

Randall Cobb

Kelvin Benjamin

T.Y. Hilton/Phillip Dorsett

Joe Flacco

Russell Wilson

Todd Gurley

DeMarco Murray

Sterling Shepard

Julian Edelman

A lot of injuries in Week 2 means a busy waiver wire in Week 3. Medical problems for Adrian Peterson, Arian Foster, Jonathan Stewart, Doug Martin, Danny Woodhead and more mean there are buying opportunities out there. But whom should you buy? Also: we finish the Week 2 game film review. Guest: Jake Ciely of the FNTSY Sports Network.

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Jake's waiver adds:

5. Dwayne Washington, RB, DET

4. Quincy Enunwa, WR, NYJ

3. Kyle Rudolph, TE, MIN

2. Jay Ajayi, RB, MIA

1. Jerick McKinnon (with a Matt Asiata chaser), RB, MIN

Chris's waiver adds:

5. Quincy Enunwa, WR, NYJ

4. Dwayne Washington, RB, DET

3. Dennis Pitta, TE, BAL

2. Jerick McKinnon (PPR) and Matt Asiata (standard), RBs, MIN

1. Jay Ajayi, RB, MIA

Honorable Mentions: Fozzy Whittaker, Cole Beasley, Jacob Tamme, Josh Doctson, Kenneth Dixon

Deep league: Kenyan Drake, Kenneth Farrow (w/Andre Williams?), Chris Thompson

Momma said there'd be days like this. Sunday was carnage personified, with luminaries like Adrian Peterson, Arian Foster, Doug Martin, Jonathan Stewart, Thomas Rawls, Ameer Abdullah, Danny Woodhead and others going down. All we can do is break down the film and tell you what we see...but in the case of Week 2, what we see isn't pretty! But you need strategies going forward, and we're here to help! Guest: Nick Raducanu of ProjectRoto.com

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Week 2 Game Film Reviewed Today:

CIN/PIT

DAL/WAS

SEA/LA

NO/NYG

ATL/OAK

SF/CAR

(with Nick R.:)

MIA/NE

IND/DEN

GB/MIN

Let's bring out the old Panic-O-Meter and talk about where we stand after one week (plus one game) of football. Who should you worry about? Who should you have *no* worries about? We'll dive in...plus we've got an extensive review of Jets/Bills and another great mixtape! Guest: Tommy Gelati of FantasyGuruElite.com.

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Panic-O-Meter Results:

Player you're panicking on - Tommy: Devonta Freeman; Chris: Sammy Watkins

Best buy-low - Tommy: Russell Wilson; Chris: Matt Jones

Biggest sell-high - Tommy: Melvin Gordon; Chris: Arian Foster

Breakout player who can last - Tommy: Jameis Winston; Chris: Marvin Jones

Team you're panicking on - Tommy: Chargers; Chris: Seahawks

Team you're not panicking on - Tommy: Cardinals; Chris: Panthers

Today's show is so chock full of music and fun and DFS and flexiness -- you won't believe it! If you're stressing about Sammy Watkins for Thursday night's game? Join the club! And if you sent us a flex question for your Week 2 lineup? We probably answered it! Enjoy! Guest: DFS Expert Craig Clark.

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Flex Crossover Points:

T.J. Yeldon ==> Demaryius Thomas/Emmanuel Sanders

Arian Foster ==> Kelvin Benjamin

Eric Decker ==> Jeremy Langford

Larry Fitzgerald ==> Doug Martin/Matt Forte

Rashad Jennings ==> Also Kelvin Benjamin

Craig Clark's DFS Ticket:

Trevor Siemian ($5200)

C.J. Anderson ($6800)

DeAngelo Williams ($7100)

A.J. Green ($8900)

Kelvin Benjamin ($6500)

Will Fuller ($4200)

Jason Witten ($4300)

Tajae Sharpe ($4100)

Lions ($2800)

Chris's DFS Ticket:

Jameis Winston ($6200)

Rashad Jennings ($5600)

Jonathan Stewart ($5400)

Odell Beckham ($9500)

Marvin Jones ($5500)

Tajae Sharpe ($4100)

Jason Witten ($4300)

Jarvis Landry ($6400)

Ravens ($3000)

Are you 1-0? You need to consolidate that victory! Are you 0-1? You gotta get off the schneid! On today's show, we'll help you figure out the NFL's more vexing potential fantasy starters with some ranks talk, answering your most common questions. Get smarter and win! Guest: Liz Loza of Yahoo! Fantasy.

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We've seen every NFL team play, and some of our assumptions have been struck down by reality! Your fantasy team needs help, and we've got some waiver-wire solutions. Also: let's review the rest of the Week 1 game film to find some underperforming stars and some over-appreciated poseurs. Guest: JJ Zachariason of NumberFire and the Living The Stream podcast.

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Chris's Waiver Adds:

5. Brock Osweiler

4. Terrance West

3. Chris Hogan

2. Eli Rogers

1. Tyrell Williams

JJ's Waiver Adds:

5. Joe Flacco

4. Chris Hogan

3. Tyrell Williams

2. Chris Thompson

1. Eli Rogers

We finally saw real games! Games that counted! Hallelujah! Now the Little Podcast That Could can show you what it does best -- review film. We'll tell you what we saw in Week 1, tell you the players who looked good and not so good, where the box score tells the truth and where it lies! Guest: Jim McCormick of ESPN, Bleacher Report and RotoCurve.

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Games Discussed Today:

GB/JAC

CIN/NYJ

DET/IND

OAK/NO

SD/KC

MIA/SEA

CLE/PHI

NYG/DAL

NE/ARI

Fantasy football is here, Week 1 is here, and there may never be more uncertainty this entire season. We don't really know what any of these teams' plans are, plus you've got Gronk uncertainty, the Chiefs, Seahawks and Ravens backfields, John Brown, Matt Jones...the list goes on and on. Today, we try and help! Also, let's review the great Thursday night opener. Guest: Cousin Josh.

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It's been a long time since we've had this feeling...but you know what you need: flexual healing. We've all got lineups to set. So let's set 'em! Today Christopher Harris answers the most urgent flex questions out there and gives some thoughts on some mid-range players. And then it's also time for DFS...let's talk about putting together your Week 1 ticket! Guest: DFS Expert Craig Clark (@pcclark59)

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FLEXUAL HEALING:

Sterling Shepard's crossover point is ---> Rashad Jennings? (the non-heavy-workload version)

Larry Fitzgerald's is ---> Jeremy Langford

Rashad Jennings's (the heavy-workload version) is --> Demaryius Thomas

Spencer Ware's is --> also Demaryius Thomas

Melvin Gordon's is --> Randall Cobb/Eric Decker

Matt Jones's is --> Randall Cobb/Eric Decker in standard; Demaryius Thomas in a PPR, because apparently Demaryius Thomas = everyone

CRAIG CLARK'S DFS TICKET:

QB Dak Prescott ($5000)

RB Devonta Freeman ($6900)

RB Doug Martin ($6200)

WR Amari Cooper ($7200)

WR Sammy Watkins ($6900)

WR Donte Moncrief ($6000)

TE Jason Witten ($4100)

Flex Marvin Jones ($4600)

D Vikings ($3100)

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It's time to submit that all-important Week 1 lineup! But you've got questions about who to start, right? Well, we've got answers. Today we tackle the prickly Seahawks RB situation, whether you can trust any Browns receivers, what's up with the Patriots offense under Jimmy Garoppolo and much more! Guest: Andy Behrens of Yahoo! Fantasy.

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It's time! Roster management time is upon us, and you need advice on what players you might add. We've got you covered. Also we get asked all the time to assess the running back handcuff situations in the NFL, so today, Christopher Harris inspects every single backfield, and tells you which starters have handcuffs you can trust. Guest: Pat Mayo of the Pat Mayo Hour.

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HANDCUFF GROUPS:

No Clear Starter:

Patriots (Blount/White/who knows)

Ravens (Forsett/Allen/West/Dixon)

Pure Committee:

Bengals (Hill/Bernard)

Titans (Murray/Henry)

Chargers (Gordon/Woodhead)

Jaguars (Ivory/Yeldon)

Browns (Duke/Crowell)

Annoying Timeshare Handcuff:

Vikings (Peterson and McKinnon/Asiata)

Rams (Gurley and Cunningham/M. Brown)

Chiefs (Charles and Ware/West)

Texans (Miller and Blue?)

Panthers (Stewart and Artis-Payne/Whittaker)

Cardinals (D. Johnson and C. Johnson/Ellington)

Bills (McCoy and Bush/Gillislee/J. Williams)

Saints (Ingram and Hightower/Spiller)

Raiders (Murray and Washington/Richard)

Jets (Forte and Powell?)

Bears (Langford and Howard/Carey)

Colts (Gore and Turbin?)

Eagles (Mathews and Sproles/Barner/Smallwood)

Lions (Abdullah and Riddick/Zenner/Washington)

Giants (Jennings and Vereen/Darkwa/Perkins)

Happier Handcuffs:

Steelers (Bell - D. Willy)

Bucs (Martin - Sims)

Cowboys (Elliott - Morris)

Packers (Lacy - Starks)

Falcons (Freeman - Coleman)

Seahawks (Rawls - Michael???)

49ers (Hyde - Draughn)

Washington (Jones - Kelley)

Broncos (Anderson - Booker)

Dolphins (Foster - Ajayi)

WEEK 1 WAIVER WIRE:

Chris:

5. Crocket Gillmore - 4% owned

4. Rob Kelley - 7%

3. Tyler Boyd - 18%

2. Anquan Boldin - 24%

1. Devontae Booker - 17%

Pat:

5. Jesse James - 19% owned

4. Chris Hogan - 31%

3. Rob Kelley - 7%

2. Tyler Boyd - 18%

1. Pierre Garcon - 21%

Sam Bradford? Traded! Justin Forsett? Cut! Maybe! Ronnie Hillman, Andre Williams...gone! What's the fantasy fallout of NFL cut-down day? Glad you asked! Plus on this fine Labor Day show, we'll answer 10 mailbag questions about players the public is most curious about. Music from Dr. Dog.

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MAILBAG PLAYERS:

Rob Kelley, RB, WAS

Tajae Sharpe, WR, TEN

Kelvin Benjamin, WR, CAR

C.J. Spiller, RB, NO

Matt Forte, RB, NYJ

Kenny Stills, WR, MIA

Frank Gore, RB, IND

Jared Cook, TE, GB

Latavius Murray, RB, OAK

Brandin Cooks, WR, NO

Let's wrap up the fantasy preseason the right way! Cue the music! Cut the lights! Celebrities get to your seats! It's time for Huggy Awards and the Baggy Awards. First the Huggies: who'll be great, who'll be disappointing and who'll get hurt? Then...Cousin Josh brings you the Baggies: who are the biggest trash bags in 2016 and history. Guest: Cousin Josh.

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HUGGY AWARDS:

Love At First Sight Award: Zeke Elliott (Sterling Shepard runner-up)

Doug Martin Bounceback Award: Randall Cobb

Unexpected Savant Award: Blake Bortles (?)

Tear Out Your Hair Award: DeSean Jackson

Nick Foles Award: Kirk Cousins (Devonta Freeman runner-up)

Arian Foster Award: Jordan Reed

Player I Don't Want To Think About Anymore Award: Jamaal Charles

2016 Fantasy MVP: Todd Gurley

BAGGY AWARDS:

2016's Biggest Trashbag: Frank Gore

Stealth Trashbag: Kevin White/DeVante Parker

Coach Likeliest To Be Joe Philbin's Lime-Cutting Assistant During This Season: Mike Mularkey

Food Used To Describe These Players: Rob Gronkowski (Boor's Head); DeMarco Murray (Subway sandwich meat); Zeke Elliott (Applegate); Mike Wallace (Market Pantry Turkey from Target)

This Year's Carlos Hyde "Out-Of-The-League" Award: Jared Cook, but not really! Actually Matt Jones

Biggest Trashbag Of Your Fantasy Career, Non-Steve-Slaton Division: Javon Walker

2016's Least Valuable Player: Jamaal Charles

Why is playing dynasty so fun? And where does Christopher Harris think the market inefficiencies exist in many dynasty leagues? If you're a fan of the dynasty format or have been thinking about trying it, this is the episode for you. Plus we've got a big spin-off podcast announcement! Guest: Jon Anik of the UFC and the Anik and Florian Podcast.

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HARRIS AFTER DARK with Harris & Anik -- a handicapping show on the Howl Network!